Lonely isomniac nights are the most boring nights that I
have ever experienced. (If you do not know what isomniacs
means refer to thattumpuram blog suppu has written a post
on it).You have plenty of time to do anything you wish the
problem is that you have nothing to do plus you cant sleep.
But continuous exposure to such nights has developed in me
a kind of liking for such nights and I have started to
understand the advantages of such nights.

Here are some of the effects that these nights may cause
on you .

1. The first and foremost thing is the realization that
sleep does have a limit and once you cross the limit
its really hard to come by.
2. These nights can do wonders to your musical taste
i.e. your musical versatility will be increased .You
starts admiring the creativity in songs that you
thought were real crap.Even the wild tamil songs you
hated during daytime becomes beautiful. The best part
is that you even seem to follow the notes of these
songs even though you are not sure about their
existence.
3. Your creative skills will be improved. You even fancy
your hand in writing short stories and poems. You
start meeting the creative genius hidden in you and
will be astonished by his ability.
N.B Always make sure that you are the first person to
read your masterpiece after its completion. This will
be a real favor to others as they will be spared from
the horror and it saves you from future
embarrassments.
4. Addiction to fm radio stations is an inevitable
character of isomniacs. You even start liking the add
songs of the stations that comes at regular intervals.
Recognizing some strange fictional patterns in which
the songs are organized in stations may also be the
result of continuous isomniac nights.
5. Invention of new games: -
Killing mosquitoes with folded paper, organizing them
into specific design and taking their portrait is a
wonderful game.
Catching mosquitoes alive gluing them to a4 size
sheets and taking their videos is an even better one.
These games are good for your health as well as it
gives nice exercise to your hands and improves your
reflexes by enormous proportions. I can assure you
catching a mosquito is no piece of cake.
6. Enhancing your observational skills: -
You find time for watching the ants carry the dead
mosquitoes to their burrows. Their coordination and
hard work captures your imagination.
The movement of seconds hand of the clock, its rhythm
and slowness starts to inspire you.
You may even find it interesting to watch your friend
sleep and though you want to wake him you wont do it.
Suddenly you realize you have become a better person.
7. You will start loving work .You will be ready to do
virtually any thing to keep time ticking .You will
wash clothes ,clean dishes or clean the whole kitchen
with utmost sincerity and that too at 2 or 3 in the
morning.
8. And the best part your appreciation for natural
beauty increases.
The beauty of night continues to astonish you.
You never gets tired of watching the beauty of a
moonlit sky colored with stars and a slight cover of
clouds . You stand on your terrace and enjoys the view
assuming the time flyby (only an assumption is
possible the fucking time hardly moves). If you are
lucky you will be gifted with a slow cold wind which
kisses your cheeks with its light moisture content and
beautiful voices of unseen birds giving you company
removing your loneliness.

P.S. Another one of those boring isomniac nights has made
write this crap blog .even sabith is not online

A.I. (Art of Inducing patience)

Well Artificial intelligence may be an interesting class for the

geeks but for us it’s the most boring hour of the semester. We

call it the Art of Inducing patience, yes the A.I miss always

makes sure that our patience is tested to its ultimate limit .

There is an ongoing cold war between us and miss where miss

tries to improve our patience while our brave warriors eludes

her in vain efforts and falls into the deathly hallows of sleep.

Wednesdays are the most horrible days as it contains 2 hours

of a I on the tot. Let me describe you the behavior traits of some

students during A I hours

(These are exaggerations made by the author. forgive him if you

find it offensive in any way )

Starting from the first bench

Siji and Nithya were gazing at the board, you can tell from their

faces they do not follow a thing. They just kept on gazing at the

board even after miss rubbed the board clean. Guess they saw

something on the board which was invisible to the rest. Sunitha –

doing what she always does the best ie to concentrate on

concentrating (now don’t ask what the sentence means even the

author is not sure of it, hope you understand what he is trying to

convey). Tara –taking notes probably the same old Pompeian

stuff (what is so special about Marcus anyway??.Cant she(miss)

find another example ,oops forgot about the cat).Vineetha was

laughing may be having one of those funny day dreams (the only

girl in our league , way to go girl!keep dreaming).Naru was so

attentive that nothing short of an earthquake could halt his attention.

Nishad was following narus league while Sanju ,as uneasy as

always twisting and turning ,cracking his crap jokes at regular

intervals.Ryan another day dreamer probably picturising an

outer space fight between his favorite cartoon characters .Ron

was drawing some weird things ,he proudly calls them bikes

(thank god at least he knows what he is drawing).Sreeni was

following rons work closely as though he had the rare privilege

to witness Davinci paint another classic (what ever ,people will

do virtually anything to kill time during A I hours so what if rons

painting is not a classic it aint half as boring as the class).Coming

to the next row the Neethus were murmuring and giggling(gosh!

girls and gossips). Nesha kept nodding her head to anything and

everything the miss said (her mom must be giving her a nice neck

massage, this is one heck of an exercise she does and that too

through out the day).She was shouting answers to all questions

disturbing the peaceful sleep of the back benchers, poor guys

they never disturbed anybody still having this horrible fate (an

astonishing vocal cords, she is definitely lucky to have one of

those .no one will ever miss her point unless he is deaf).Varun –

as always expressionless can’t make out what he is thinking

probably day dreaming, huh! Forgot Mr Varun is in l_v_ keep

dreaming man, you are licensed to dream. Seeing Mr. Romeo a

faint smile came to my lips. Here is one guy who could make me

smile in any situation, even in this heck of a boring situation. May

be he keeps reminding me of his idiotic pranks or may be guys who

say they have a beautiful mind has that effect on you, I don’t know

for sure but he could always make me smile .the guy was desperately

trying to listen. Then coming to the last benches suppu was sleeping

so was Shinto so was kanjan so was rest except me and chori.

Chori as always was deeply engaged in his mobile, don’t know

what he did with it and never dared to ask him about that .And

me I was watching all these pranks in the class and then I realized

I was the only one in my league who was not sleeping .Damn, im

destroying my reputation for sure ,I have to sleep.Now ,why am I

not sleeping? may be because of my marathon sleep the previous

night starting from midnight till noon(bunking the morning session

of course).i think that explains a lot about my sleeplessness but still

I was harming my reputation .i had to sleep the question was how

then it suddenly came to me the golden rule of the bad boys “if you

have any problem to get sleep try attending the classes”. yes that

did the trick , slowly sleep started taking its toll on me. the class

seemed to be fainting ,my eyelids started gaining weight and I was

falling on the bench. That’s all I could remember of that AI hour.

now you may ask me who is winning the war is it the miss or us?,

has our patience increased?.Not sure whos winning the war or if

there is any improvement to our patience but one thing is for sure

our sleeping sessions have definitely taken an upward curve.

BEING CONFIDENT IN A 'GEEK SOCIETY'

The one thing that i have learned being in a class full of geeks is that, geeks lacks confidence.They are scared in every mode of their life. They are scared when they are sitting in class,they fear that one moment of carelessness may cost them a mark for the exams, they fear that not laughing on teachers bad jokes makes them fugitives (when do you guys understand that bad jokes are not worth your laugh).We will find them working damn hard to submit assignments on time (guys one mark less on assignments can be made up in the internal exams,but who am i talking to?) ,we will find them dying to revise the chapters before internals (Hello! there is something known as externals and it holds double the mark of the internals) ,we will find them taking continuous night outs for externals (there must be some rule that specifies the compulsory use of supplementary exams ;take care of your health damn it..).In every single step we will find their lack of confidence.But then what is the use of confidence in this society.We are confident to score more internal marks when we submit the assignments late ,we are confident to score more externals marks when we are under for the internals, we are confident enough to skip the externals to write the supplimentaries. Yet does anyone adore us for our confidence,'No'.Teachers call us dumbos ,geeks call us lazy.But are we lazy,for those who call us lazy let me ask you one question ,do you guys know true meaning of the word confidence??. But we don't blame anyone because ignorance is not a mistake .We wait ,we wait confidently for our moment of triumph, hoping it wont keep us waiting for long,.

P.S. Can somebody tell me how to reduce this so called confidence.

SAVING AN YEAR OUT

Year out is the worst punishment a student can get in his campus life.So every student tries his/her best to avoid it but unfortunately some do get year outs & some survives inspite of being the front runners .You can put me in the latter category.I have been one of the front runners for an year out in almost all semesters yet somehow i got through. For those seeking my advice here's some tips for you.But before that let me explain to you about the real hazards of being an year out (explained to me by the experienced guys, the masters we call them).

1.You lose an year,everyone knows it but the masters say that the true worth of an year will be known to us after sometime (trust me when i say the masters can not be wrong, not in this matter) .
2.You will become the most infamous person of your
campus in no time.
3.You will be viewed as a filthy creature by all the geeks (this is not such a problem,who cares about those f**kin geeks).
4.Even guys with washout badges tries to console you
5.All your friends will be promoted and as you think sitting with your juniors is a disgrace you have only 2 options left
a)be prepared to receive another year out or
b)stop the course

Now as the terror of the situation is clear to you lets discuss how to avoid it

The simplest solution is to attend classes 'regularly', but if you were capable of such a deed you wont be reading this crap and moreover its the geeks style of doing things so forget it.
Lets do it our style
step1. Try to attend classes at the beginning of a semester (This is extremely tough as it questions our international motto's "why do things early when you can do it later"& "the later the better") but its better than geeks way & worth a try.
step2.Those who tried to implement step1 will come to the realization that its an impossible task such persons are ready to go to step2
ie to attend the mid semester classes ,this is tougher but the demand to attend classes has increased . This is a very important stage as you will come to face some ultimate truths in life ,here are some
a)You cannot learn a subject without knowing the basics
b)You cannot concentrate more than 5 min (5 min is the maximum 1 min at the start ,1 min at the end and 3 while taking attendance)
and the most important of all
c)Day dreaming,sleeping while your eyes are open.. such deeds are not myths by any means.
step 3.Try attending classes at the end .Come on guys you must have understood by now that you cant attend classes and even if you try your maximum you wont make it, so better dont bother .

Now we understand that attending classes is not a solution, we go to plan b.

Going to the teachers for attendance :
You will go to your teachers probably with a fake medical report and a bunch of solid lies.But these preparation will become worthless as you wont be given a single chance to open your mouth .Be prepared for a rapid fire round ,the questions will fly from all direction,what was the disease ??...who was dead??..... the questions just keep coming and all your well prepared lies will be shattered , that's when you come to know that your teachers are much smarter than your anticipation.
You will answer the questions in the most pleasant manner hoping they will help you ,again you will be disappointed .Some teachers will be open enough to tell they are sorry but some will do it the hard way .They will tell you about their helplessness, they have already submitted the attendance sheet to the staff coordinator bla..bla..bla.., bull shit why cant they tell that they cant help .

Next you will take a trip through your campus .
First of all you will go to the staff coordinator he will tell you to meet the respected teachers .so you will again meet the teachers and get the same response from them, then you will try to meet the coordinator but for your disappointment you will find out that your staff adviser is a superhero , he can travel at the rate of knots.At one moment he is at siberia ,at the next moment he is at doe & the very next moment he is at his home .This procedure goes on for a while then you will realize that there is no point in running behind the superhero he is beyond you.All the running around is just a waste of time .

Everything in your power has been done what now ? you trust ,you trust completely on your staff adviser .You will leave your future in his hands and just pray .If he is kind enough he will give you a condonation.Those who don't receive the condonation,they are the unlucky ones who gets the year out .The lucky ones will get the experience of their life time .They are the ones who describes engineering as an adventure ,an adventure ie worth four years (or more) of their life.At the climax of the adventure all the lucky ones will experience the most awesome feeling of their lifetime .The feeling that will never be experienced by any geeks ,the most addictive of all feelings .The want for this feeling leads you to same situations again &again (i must find an excuse for our repeated attendance shortage).I wish i could name the feeling but i cant because its so heavenly and its beyond me .
For geeks who are reading this try to experience this feeling you wont be disappointed.(I wish you guys are foolish enough to believe me)

P.S. I have come to realize that s7 is coming to an end and im yet again going to exercise everything mentioned above. Those who have better tips please share with me.

BLOG DE SANOOP

Friends this is a blog for all the lazy boys in colleges and it may hold relentless accusations against the geeks. So geeks forgive me if im too severe on you ,its not personal, i have no problems with any geek till date .I do have a lot of geek friends and im sure you guys have beautiful minds (not sure about those who say that they have got a beautiful mind,hope they do have one).But its the geeks community we (badboys)are against as they are given good boy certificate by the community naturally it becomes our duty to hate them.

Why am i writing this blog? its not to start any war between geeks and bad boys the only reason behind this venture is that im f**king bored and im ready to do anything to keep my mind occupied.

Im a damn lazy guy which makes me wonder about the lifetime of this blog it may receive an untimely death probably this onam vacations will mark its end.But anyway im going ahead with it for now .

Please forgive me for my spelling and grammar mistakes,i dont have a geeks brain .