The one thing that i have learned being in a class full of geeks is that, geeks lacks confidence.They are scared in every mode of their life. They are scared when they are sitting in class,they fear that one moment of carelessness may cost them a mark for the exams, they fear that not laughing on teachers bad jokes makes them fugitives (when do you guys understand that bad jokes are not worth your laugh).We will find them working damn hard to submit assignments on time (guys one mark less on assignments can be made up in the internal exams,but who am i talking to?) ,we will find them dying to revise the chapters before internals (Hello! there is something known as externals and it holds double the mark of the internals) ,we will find them taking continuous night outs for externals (there must be some rule that specifies the compulsory use of supplementary exams ;take care of your health damn it..).In every single step we will find their lack of confidence.But then what is the use of confidence in this society.We are confident to score more internal marks when we submit the assignments late ,we are confident to score more externals marks when we are under for the internals, we are confident enough to skip the externals to write the supplimentaries. Yet does anyone adore us for our confidence,'No'.Teachers call us dumbos ,geeks call us lazy.But are we lazy,for those who call us lazy let me ask you one question ,do you guys know true meaning of the word confidence??. But we don't blame anyone because ignorance is not a mistake .We wait ,we wait confidently for our moment of triumph, hoping it wont keep us waiting for long,.
P.S. Can somebody tell me how to reduce this so called confidence.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
SAVING AN YEAR OUT
Year out is the worst punishment a student can get in his campus life.So every student tries his/her best to avoid it but unfortunately some do get year outs & some survives inspite of being the front runners .You can put me in the latter category.I have been one of the front runners for an year out in almost all semesters yet somehow i got through. For those seeking my advice here's some tips for you.But before that let me explain to you about the real hazards of being an year out (explained to me by the experienced guys, the masters we call them).
1.You lose an year,everyone knows it but the masters say that the true worth of an year will be known to us after sometime (trust me when i say the masters can not be wrong, not in this matter) .
2.You will become the most infamous person of your
campus in no time.
3.You will be viewed as a filthy creature by all the geeks (this is not such a problem,who cares about those f**kin geeks).
4.Even guys with washout badges tries to console you
5.All your friends will be promoted and as you think sitting with your juniors is a disgrace you have only 2 options left
a)be prepared to receive another year out or
b)stop the course
Now as the terror of the situation is clear to you lets discuss how to avoid it
The simplest solution is to attend classes 'regularly', but if you were capable of such a deed you wont be reading this crap and moreover its the geeks style of doing things so forget it.
Lets do it our style
step1. Try to attend classes at the beginning of a semester (This is extremely tough as it questions our international motto's "why do things early when you can do it later"& "the later the better") but its better than geeks way & worth a try.
step2.Those who tried to implement step1 will come to the realization that its an impossible task such persons are ready to go to step2
ie to attend the mid semester classes ,this is tougher but the demand to attend classes has increased . This is a very important stage as you will come to face some ultimate truths in life ,here are some
a)You cannot learn a subject without knowing the basics
b)You cannot concentrate more than 5 min (5 min is the maximum 1 min at the start ,1 min at the end and 3 while taking attendance)
and the most important of all
c)Day dreaming,sleeping while your eyes are open.. such deeds are not myths by any means.
step 3.Try attending classes at the end .Come on guys you must have understood by now that you cant attend classes and even if you try your maximum you wont make it, so better dont bother .
Now we understand that attending classes is not a solution, we go to plan b.
Going to the teachers for attendance :
You will go to your teachers probably with a fake medical report and a bunch of solid lies.But these preparation will become worthless as you wont be given a single chance to open your mouth .Be prepared for a rapid fire round ,the questions will fly from all direction,what was the disease ??...who was dead??..... the questions just keep coming and all your well prepared lies will be shattered , that's when you come to know that your teachers are much smarter than your anticipation.
You will answer the questions in the most pleasant manner hoping they will help you ,again you will be disappointed .Some teachers will be open enough to tell they are sorry but some will do it the hard way .They will tell you about their helplessness, they have already submitted the attendance sheet to the staff coordinator bla..bla..bla.., bull shit why cant they tell that they cant help .
Next you will take a trip through your campus .
First of all you will go to the staff coordinator he will tell you to meet the respected teachers .so you will again meet the teachers and get the same response from them, then you will try to meet the coordinator but for your disappointment you will find out that your staff adviser is a superhero , he can travel at the rate of knots.At one moment he is at siberia ,at the next moment he is at doe & the very next moment he is at his home .This procedure goes on for a while then you will realize that there is no point in running behind the superhero he is beyond you.All the running around is just a waste of time .
Everything in your power has been done what now ? you trust ,you trust completely on your staff adviser .You will leave your future in his hands and just pray .If he is kind enough he will give you a condonation.Those who don't receive the condonation,they are the unlucky ones who gets the year out .The lucky ones will get the experience of their life time .They are the ones who describes engineering as an adventure ,an adventure ie worth four years (or more) of their life.At the climax of the adventure all the lucky ones will experience the most awesome feeling of their lifetime .The feeling that will never be experienced by any geeks ,the most addictive of all feelings .The want for this feeling leads you to same situations again &again (i must find an excuse for our repeated attendance shortage).I wish i could name the feeling but i cant because its so heavenly and its beyond me .
For geeks who are reading this try to experience this feeling you wont be disappointed.(I wish you guys are foolish enough to believe me)
P.S. I have come to realize that s7 is coming to an end and im yet again going to exercise everything mentioned above. Those who have better tips please share with me.
1.You lose an year,everyone knows it but the masters say that the true worth of an year will be known to us after sometime (trust me when i say the masters can not be wrong, not in this matter) .
2.You will become the most infamous person of your
campus in no time.
3.You will be viewed as a filthy creature by all the geeks (this is not such a problem,who cares about those f**kin geeks).
4.Even guys with washout badges tries to console you
5.All your friends will be promoted and as you think sitting with your juniors is a disgrace you have only 2 options left
a)be prepared to receive another year out or
b)stop the course
Now as the terror of the situation is clear to you lets discuss how to avoid it
The simplest solution is to attend classes 'regularly', but if you were capable of such a deed you wont be reading this crap and moreover its the geeks style of doing things so forget it.
Lets do it our style
step1. Try to attend classes at the beginning of a semester (This is extremely tough as it questions our international motto's "why do things early when you can do it later"& "the later the better") but its better than geeks way & worth a try.
step2.Those who tried to implement step1 will come to the realization that its an impossible task such persons are ready to go to step2
ie to attend the mid semester classes ,this is tougher but the demand to attend classes has increased . This is a very important stage as you will come to face some ultimate truths in life ,here are some
a)You cannot learn a subject without knowing the basics
b)You cannot concentrate more than 5 min (5 min is the maximum 1 min at the start ,1 min at the end and 3 while taking attendance)
and the most important of all
c)Day dreaming,sleeping while your eyes are open.. such deeds are not myths by any means.
step 3.Try attending classes at the end .Come on guys you must have understood by now that you cant attend classes and even if you try your maximum you wont make it, so better dont bother .
Now we understand that attending classes is not a solution, we go to plan b.
Going to the teachers for attendance :
You will go to your teachers probably with a fake medical report and a bunch of solid lies.But these preparation will become worthless as you wont be given a single chance to open your mouth .Be prepared for a rapid fire round ,the questions will fly from all direction,what was the disease ??...who was dead??..... the questions just keep coming and all your well prepared lies will be shattered , that's when you come to know that your teachers are much smarter than your anticipation.
You will answer the questions in the most pleasant manner hoping they will help you ,again you will be disappointed .Some teachers will be open enough to tell they are sorry but some will do it the hard way .They will tell you about their helplessness, they have already submitted the attendance sheet to the staff coordinator bla..bla..bla.., bull shit why cant they tell that they cant help .
Next you will take a trip through your campus .
First of all you will go to the staff coordinator he will tell you to meet the respected teachers .so you will again meet the teachers and get the same response from them, then you will try to meet the coordinator but for your disappointment you will find out that your staff adviser is a superhero , he can travel at the rate of knots.At one moment he is at siberia ,at the next moment he is at doe & the very next moment he is at his home .This procedure goes on for a while then you will realize that there is no point in running behind the superhero he is beyond you.All the running around is just a waste of time .
Everything in your power has been done what now ? you trust ,you trust completely on your staff adviser .You will leave your future in his hands and just pray .If he is kind enough he will give you a condonation.Those who don't receive the condonation,they are the unlucky ones who gets the year out .The lucky ones will get the experience of their life time .They are the ones who describes engineering as an adventure ,an adventure ie worth four years (or more) of their life.At the climax of the adventure all the lucky ones will experience the most awesome feeling of their lifetime .The feeling that will never be experienced by any geeks ,the most addictive of all feelings .The want for this feeling leads you to same situations again &again (i must find an excuse for our repeated attendance shortage).I wish i could name the feeling but i cant because its so heavenly and its beyond me .
For geeks who are reading this try to experience this feeling you wont be disappointed.(I wish you guys are foolish enough to believe me)
P.S. I have come to realize that s7 is coming to an end and im yet again going to exercise everything mentioned above. Those who have better tips please share with me.
BLOG DE SANOOP
Friends this is a blog for all the lazy boys in colleges and it may hold relentless accusations against the geeks. So geeks forgive me if im too severe on you ,its not personal, i have no problems with any geek till date .I do have a lot of geek friends and im sure you guys have beautiful minds (not sure about those who say that they have got a beautiful mind,hope they do have one).But its the geeks community we (badboys)are against as they are given good boy certificate by the community naturally it becomes our duty to hate them.
Why am i writing this blog? its not to start any war between geeks and bad boys the only reason behind this venture is that im f**king bored and im ready to do anything to keep my mind occupied.
Im a damn lazy guy which makes me wonder about the lifetime of this blog it may receive an untimely death probably this onam vacations will mark its end.But anyway im going ahead with it for now .
Please forgive me for my spelling and grammar mistakes,i dont have a geeks brain .
Why am i writing this blog? its not to start any war between geeks and bad boys the only reason behind this venture is that im f**king bored and im ready to do anything to keep my mind occupied.
Im a damn lazy guy which makes me wonder about the lifetime of this blog it may receive an untimely death probably this onam vacations will mark its end.But anyway im going ahead with it for now .
Please forgive me for my spelling and grammar mistakes,i dont have a geeks brain .
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