Well Artificial intelligence may be an interesting class for the
geeks but for us it’s the most boring hour of the semester. We
call it the Art of Inducing patience, yes the A.I miss always
makes sure that our patience is tested to its ultimate limit .
There is an ongoing cold war between us and miss where miss
tries to improve our patience while our brave warriors eludes
her in vain efforts and falls into the deathly hallows of sleep.
Wednesdays are the most horrible days as it contains 2 hours
of a I on the tot. Let me describe you the behavior traits of some
students during A I hours
(These are exaggerations made by the author. forgive him if you
find it offensive in any way )
Starting from the first bench
Siji and Nithya were gazing at the board, you can tell from their
faces they do not follow a thing. They just kept on gazing at the
board even after miss rubbed the board clean. Guess they saw
something on the board which was invisible to the rest. Sunitha –
doing what she always does the best ie to concentrate on
concentrating (now don’t ask what the sentence means even the
author is not sure of it, hope you understand what he is trying to
convey). Tara –taking notes probably the same old Pompeian
stuff (what is so special about Marcus anyway??.Cant she(miss)
find another example ,oops forgot about the cat).Vineetha was
laughing may be having one of those funny day dreams (the only
girl in our league , way to go girl!keep dreaming).Naru was so
attentive that nothing short of an earthquake could halt his attention.
Nishad was following narus league while Sanju ,as uneasy as
always twisting and turning ,cracking his crap jokes at regular
intervals.Ryan another day dreamer probably picturising an
outer space fight between his favorite cartoon characters .Ron
was drawing some weird things ,he proudly calls them bikes
(thank god at least he knows what he is drawing).Sreeni was
following rons work closely as though he had the rare privilege
to witness Davinci paint another classic (what ever ,people will
do virtually anything to kill time during A I hours so what if rons
painting is not a classic it aint half as boring as the class).Coming
to the next row the Neethus were murmuring and giggling(gosh!
girls and gossips). Nesha kept nodding her head to anything and
everything the miss said (her mom must be giving her a nice neck
massage, this is one heck of an exercise she does and that too
through out the day).She was shouting answers to all questions
disturbing the peaceful sleep of the back benchers, poor guys
they never disturbed anybody still having this horrible fate (an
astonishing vocal cords, she is definitely lucky to have one of
those .no one will ever miss her point unless he is deaf).Varun –
as always expressionless can’t make out what he is thinking
probably day dreaming, huh! Forgot Mr Varun is in l_v_ keep
dreaming man, you are licensed to dream. Seeing Mr. Romeo a
faint smile came to my lips. Here is one guy who could make me
smile in any situation, even in this heck of a boring situation. May
be he keeps reminding me of his idiotic pranks or may be guys who
say they have a beautiful mind has that effect on you, I don’t know
for sure but he could always make me smile .the guy was desperately
trying to listen. Then coming to the last benches suppu was sleeping
so was Shinto so was kanjan so was rest except me and chori.
Chori as always was deeply engaged in his mobile, don’t know
what he did with it and never dared to ask him about that .And
me I was watching all these pranks in the class and then I realized
I was the only one in my league who was not sleeping .Damn, im
destroying my reputation for sure ,I have to sleep.Now ,why am I
not sleeping? may be because of my marathon sleep the previous
night starting from midnight till noon(bunking the morning session
of course).i think that explains a lot about my sleeplessness but still
I was harming my reputation .i had to sleep the question was how
then it suddenly came to me the golden rule of the bad boys “if you
have any problem to get sleep try attending the classes”. yes that
did the trick , slowly sleep started taking its toll on me. the class
seemed to be fainting ,my eyelids started gaining weight and I was
falling on the bench. That’s all I could remember of that AI hour.
now you may ask me who is winning the war is it the miss or us?,
has our patience increased?.Not sure whos winning the war or if
there is any improvement to our patience but one thing is for sure
our sleeping sessions have definitely taken an upward curve.
